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Clevor Trevor by Ian Dury

Non live version

Just cos I ain’t never ‘ad, no, nothing worth having Never ever, never ever
You ain’t got no call not to think I wouldn’t fall
Into thinking that I ain’t too clever
And it ain’t not having one thing nor not another
Neither, either is it anything, whatever
And it’s not not knowing that there ain’t nothing showing
And I answer to the name of Trevor, however

Just cos I ain’t never said, no, nothing worth saying Never ever, never ever, never ever
Things ‘ave got read into what I never sad, ’till me mouth becomes me ‘head
Which ain’t not all that clever

And it’s not not saying one thing nor another
Neither, either is isn’t anything I haven’t said, whatever
And it ain’t not proving that me mind ain’t moving and I answer to the name of Trevor, however

Knock me down with a feather Clever Trevor

Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor’s clever
Either have they got
Nor neither haven’t not
Got no right to make a clot
Out of Trevor

Why should I feel bad about something I ain’t ‘ad
Such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot
Comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
And I ain’t half not half glad cos there’s nowhere to put it even if I had i’m a bit of a Jack the Lad

Knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor

Widebrows wonder whether Clever Trevor’s clever

Either have they got
Nor neither haven’t not
Got no right to make a clot
Our of Trevor

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